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Merry Fucking Christmas

from Pish Posh by Vanilla

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This is a brand new remix of a Vanilla Christmas standard that will appear as a bonus track on the “Pish Posh” collection.

Perfect for the holiday rush, and containing prominent F-bombs in case you wish to avoid, it basically sums up those *adult* feelings we sometimes have about the year-end festivities.

So cheer the hell up, down an egg nog, down another egg nog, and then down another egg nog.

lyrics

Merry fucking Christmastime to you!
Happy Birthday Jesus King of Jews
Merry fucking Christmastime to you
I can smell your Christmas spirits coming through

When we were young
Christmastime was fun
But now I'm 42
And I can't wait 'til it gets through
So Merry Fucking Christmastime to you!

credits

from Pish Posh, track released November 30, 2023
Written by Jayson Jarmon (BMI) (C) 2023 for the Charlatan Record Cartel

Sean Gaffney: vocal, guitar
Jayson Jarmon: bass, backing vocals
Dana Sims: drums

Recorded and mixed by Jayson Jarmon and Mark Simmons at Mrs. Jarmon You’ve Got a Lovely Garden Studios and Pacific Studios, Tacoma, WA, USA

Cover designed by Ben Thompson

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Vanilla Tacoma, Washington

Melodic indie-pop band from the US Pacific Northwest. Featuring Jayson Jarmon (formerly of Liar's Club), Sean Gaffney, Mark Simmons, Scott Warfield, James Peterson and a cast of thousands!

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