A little song about the Big Five accounting firms . No, you heard right. Remember, nobody wants you when you're down and out.
A little song about the Big Five accounting firms . No, you heard right. Remember, nobody wants you when you're down and out.
from
Limerence,
track released December 10, 2020
Where did the Big Five go?
When Fortune laid me low?
I wept when Waterhouse
Purloined my spouse
I read that Cooper got the house
Where are the Big Five today?
How they cared when I made hay.
Like Arthur Andersen
I'm all undone
While Marwick laughs with Ernst and Young.
Why oh why
Did everything go wrong?
Why am I
Compelled to sing this song?
Why did the Big Five vamoose?
Where Deloitte? Where Touche?
I can't account
For my October crash
And Mr. Price has all the cash.
They never hear you cry
When you're trying to refi
And so I hang my head and say goodbye
And I am no the only guy…